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Nimueh

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19/11/2006 01:00

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Pare che in una scuola inglese sia successo quanto segue: L'insegnante spiegava che in francese i sostantivi sono divisi in "maschile" e "femminile". Stupito uno studente chiese: "di che genere è il computer?". Non sapendolo, l'insegnante divise la classe in due gruppi, chiedendo loro di decidere. Un gruppo era composto da ragazze e l'altro da ragazzi.

Il gruppo delle ragazze concluse che i computer sono maschi perché:
1. per poter aver la loro attenzione, devi accenderli
2. contengono molti dati, ma sono privi di intelligenza propria
3. dovrebbero esser lì per risolvere i tuoi problemi, ma per metà del tempo sono loro il problema
4. non appena te ne procuri uno, ti accorgi che, se avessi aspettato un po', avresti potuto averne uno migliore.

I ragazzi decisero che i computer appartengono al genere femminile perché:
1. nessun altro al di fuori del loro creatore capisce la loro logica interna
2. il linguaggio di cui si servono per comunicare con gli altri computer è incomprensibile a chiunque
3. i tuoi errori, anche minimi, sono immagazzinati nella memoria a lungo termine per essere usati più avanti e non te ne perdonano uno
4. Come ne entri in possesso ti ritrovi a spendere metà del tuo conto in banca per gli accessori

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Can you hear them?
All these people who lived in terror of you and your judgment. All these people whose ancestors devoted themselves — sacrificed themselves — *to you*.
Can you hear them singing?
Oh, you like to think you’re a *God*.
Well, you’re not a God — you’re just a parasite, eaten out with jealous, envy, and longing for the lives of others.
You *feed* on them.
On the memory of love, and loss, and birth, and death, and joy, and sorrow
…so…SO…come on then, take mine. Take. My. Memories.
But I hope you’ve got a big appetite.
Because I have lived a LONG life, and I have seen a *few* things.
I walked away from the last Great Time War.
I marked the passing of the Time Lords.
I saw the *birth* of the universe and I watched as time RAN OUT, moment by moment, until NOTHING remained — NO TIME, NO SPACE, *JUST ME*!
I walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a *mad* man.
And I’ve watched universes freeze, and creations *burn* — I have seen things you WOULDN’T *BELIEVE* AND I HAVE *LOST* THINGS YOU WILL *NEVER* UNDERSTAND —
and I know things.
Secrets that must never be told. *Knowledge* that must NEVER be *SPOKEN*! KNOWLEDGE THAT WILL MAKE. PARASITE.GODS. *BLAZE*!
SO *COME* ON, THEN!!! TAKE IT!!!! TAKE IT ALL, BABY!!!!! HAVE IT! YOU. HAVE. IT. ALL!!!!!!!!!!

maldini

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19/11/2006 01:12

00#2

e quindi si deduce che i compunter sono BiSex??

Nimueh

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19/11/2006 14:28

00#3

Non l'avevo mai vista in questo modo.... Probabile!!!!!! [SM=x611888]

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Can you hear them?
All these people who lived in terror of you and your judgment. All these people whose ancestors devoted themselves — sacrificed themselves — *to you*.
Can you hear them singing?
Oh, you like to think you’re a *God*.
Well, you’re not a God — you’re just a parasite, eaten out with jealous, envy, and longing for the lives of others.
You *feed* on them.
On the memory of love, and loss, and birth, and death, and joy, and sorrow
…so…SO…come on then, take mine. Take. My. Memories.
But I hope you’ve got a big appetite.
Because I have lived a LONG life, and I have seen a *few* things.
I walked away from the last Great Time War.
I marked the passing of the Time Lords.
I saw the *birth* of the universe and I watched as time RAN OUT, moment by moment, until NOTHING remained — NO TIME, NO SPACE, *JUST ME*!
I walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a *mad* man.
And I’ve watched universes freeze, and creations *burn* — I have seen things you WOULDN’T *BELIEVE* AND I HAVE *LOST* THINGS YOU WILL *NEVER* UNDERSTAND —
and I know things.
Secrets that must never be told. *Knowledge* that must NEVER be *SPOKEN*! KNOWLEDGE THAT WILL MAKE. PARASITE.GODS. *BLAZE*!
SO *COME* ON, THEN!!! TAKE IT!!!! TAKE IT ALL, BABY!!!!! HAVE IT! YOU. HAVE. IT. ALL!!!!!!!!!!